The design trend of incorporating electronics into clothing has been with us for a while now, but today it has gone too far. I’ve seen shirts that incorporate wrist protectors, jackets with MP3 player controls on the sleeves, hats with headphones built in, and all kinds of watches and jewelry with secondary and tertiary functionality. Those only slightly streamline the number of gadgets you have to stuff into your pockets or Timbuk2 messenger bag, and none even attempt to address the major suckage of laptop keyboards! Carrying around a robust input device for a laptop just got a little easier thanks to a pair of jeans with a built-in “laptop” keyboard: Stupid: Bring Out Your Inner Tool With Peripherals Pants. The cut of the jean is fashionably baggy in that willowy hipster sort of way, and the material is a dark grey-ish blue with orange stitch-work that mimics cicuitry. A mouse and speakers are also built-in.