Win A Date contest officially closed

Well, I’m going to have to call “Time!” on this. Thanks to you lovely ladies who did respond, especially my winner, Lisa in Santa Clara, who I’ll be seeing in about a week and a half. Anyone know of a good tiara shop that also sells Cats O’ Nine Tails?

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X-Men 3 plot points revealed on IMDb

Unfortunately the director’s chair will not be caressing Bryan Singer’s ass, but Brett Ratner’s. Alan Smithee may as well be directing! Regardless, X-Men 3 promises to delve deep into the mythology in some anticipated and surprising ways:

Apparently Angel will be a big character as the cast includes Young Warren Worthington, Warren Worthington/Angel, and Warren Worthington, Sr. Vinnie Jones of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels fame will play Juggernaut. Hank McCoy/Beast will also appear, acted by Kelsey Grammer. I actually like Grammer a lot, despite Down Periscope, et. al. Frasier Crane is one of my favorite TV characters; Grammer brought true bathos to the role when those around him just spewed one-liners. I assume he’ll be in bulky blue furry suit (why are all the weird ones blue in X-Men?!?!) for most of the film, perhaps reading Shakespeare with bifocals while hanging upside down from the raftors of the X-Mansion. Should be fun. The incredible Olivia Williams (teacher from Rushmore) is playing the non-mutant friend of the X-Men, Dr. Moira MacTaggert.

No, no. I didn’t forget! Just saved the best for last: Famke Janssen returns not only as Jean Grey, but as Phoenix too!!! What!? You didn’t notice the huge bird-shaped glow under the water where she drowned at the end of #2?!??!

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John Singleton helming Marvel’s Luke Cage

Rounding out his coverage of Afro-American genre films, John Singleton is directing the screen adaptation of comic book anti-hero Luke Cage.

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Trendy photo ops they may be…

Lose weight with Ayds

“Thank goodness for Ayds!”

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Win A Date contest deadline extended!

If you didn’t get me your profile before yesterday’s deadline, I have good news: I’M EXTENDING THE DEADLINE!!!

The new deadline is 08:37:24 PM (CST) on August 27, 2005.

To enter simply address an email to “winadate(at)dragonize.com” and attach a mugshot with your filled out Dr. AgoniZe®’s Singles Psyche Syncer™. The most creative entry wins a date with me, Dr. AgoniZe®!*

Only female entrants will be considered for the Grand Prize. Males may enter for shits and giggles, and a consolation prize yet to be determined.

NEW! If you want to know more about me before entering, see how I filled out the profile here.

*Dragonize Metamedia is physically located on the North Side of Chicago, IL, USA. We cannot be held responsible for travel expenses incurred to pick you up. Winners arriving via air must fly into–and leave from–either O’Hare International Airport or Midway Quasi-International Airport. Ground transportation to and from either airport will be furnished (for full fare) by the Chicago Transit Authority. The Grand Prize includes dinner, drinks and a stage performance, movie showing, or music concert of Dr. AgoniZe’s choosing. Enter the contest early and often. No purchase necesary to win. Void where prohibited. Rules subject to change.

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Dr. AgoniZe®'s Singles Psyche Syncer™

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Directions:  Highlight this text from
"-start-" to "-end-", then copy and paste
into a new email.  Describe yourself with as
much detail as you like.  Please try to
answer as many questions as you can.  Email
your answers to:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
winadate(at)dragonize.com
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

...and don't forget to replace "(at)" with
the "at" symbol!

The deadline to enter is 05:36:28 PM (CST)
on August 19, 2005.

-start-

A.  PHYSICALLY SPEAKING
===========================================

What is your...

01).  ...Geographical Location?:

02).  ...Age?:

03).  ...Height?:

04).  ...Weight?:

05).  ...Eye Color?:

06).  ...Hair Color?:

07).  ...Hair Style?:

08).  ...Ethnicity/Nationality?:

09).  ...Bellybutton; Innie or Outtie?:

10).  ...Body Art and/or Piercing Status?:

11).  ...Nipple Shape & Size?:

12).  ...Favorite Feature?:

13).  ...Least Favorite Feature?:

14).  Are you a "fountain of blood in the
shape of a girl"?:

15).  Did you like how I snuck in the nipple
question?:

B.  MENTALLY SPEAKING
===========================================

What is/are your...

01).  ...Relationship Status?:

02).  ...Political Leaning?:

03).  ...Religious Affiliation and/or
Spiritual Philosophy?:

04).  ...Occupation?:

05).  ...Level of Education:

06).  ...Hobbies:

07).  ...Five (5) Top Books:

08).  ...Five (5) Top Movies:

09).  ...Five (5) Top Albums or Songs:

10).  ...Five (5) Top Travel Destinations:

11).  Do you know any foreign tongues?:

C.  VICES and VIRTUES
===========================================

01).  How often do you smoke tabacco?

02).  What's your favorite form of tabacco?

03).  How often do you drink alcohol?

04).  What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

05).  How often do you smoke cannabis?

06).  Do you do drugs harder than cannabis?

07).  If so, which one(s) and how often?

08).  Are you comfortable being silent with
another person?

09).  How often do you please yourself?

10).  Lights on or out?

11).  Do you like using toys?

12).  ...spanking and/or bondage?

D.  FILL IN THE BLANKS
===========================================

01).  My ideal mate has the brain of ______
and the body of ______.

02).  "I think ______ is sexy, but ______
blows my mind."

03).  If you *had* to choose who would you
marry, kill or screw?

"I would __________ Brad Pitt,
__________ Tom Cruise, and
__________ Kevin Spacey."

E.  ESSAY QUESTIONS
===========================================

01).  What four (4) people, living or dead,
would you invite to a private dinner
party?

02).  What famous person do you think would
be a good lay?

03).  What famous person do you resemble most?

04).  What's your ideal meal?

05).  What's your ideal car?

06).  How do you stay fit?

07).  How much do you enjoy watching or
attending sporting events?

08).  Have you ever seen "Blade Runner"?
If so, what did you think of it?

09).  How do you feel about the word
"cunt"?

10).  Can you "geek-out"?  If so, how?

11).  How do you feel about sarcasm?

12).  Are you "high maintainance"?

13).  Do you go out on the weekends in a large
group for "Girls Night Out"?

14).  For extra credit, make up your own
question and answer it.

F.  MUGSHOT
===========================================
Attach an image of yourself to the email.
The image must show your face with no
obstructions.  No masks, disguises or face
paint, no sunglasses or wigs.  Hats are
OK.  The file should be a JPG or PNG-24 of
216 KB or less.

-end-

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Finally, a candidate I can trust…

THIS WEEKEND: Kendo Demo at Ginza Fest

My kendo martial arts group (Choyokan Kendo Dojo) does a demo during the Ginza Holiday Festival at the Midwest Buddhist Temple. Ginza weekend is early this year - the second weekend in August, not the third, to avoid the Air/Water Show noise and the traffic mess. It’s outdoors and a lot of fun; there’s great Japanese food, arts and crafts for sale, and cultural performances.

Our demonstration is Saturday, Aug. 14th @ 1:30PM and Sunday the 15th @ 4:10PM. I will be in the demonstartion on Sunday as I am busy on Saturday.

C’mon out! It’s not like you have better things to do this weekend than eat tonkatsu, drink sake, and listen to some awesome taiko drumming!

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Win a date with… (EFF15)

…me. Who else? I’ve been seeking my better half for a good long time, and a good portion of that time has been spent looking online. (I can remember a time long ago when I was too embarrassed to put on my Nerve.com t-shirt in public. Now I wear it with pride….underneath a sweater.) I don’t meet enough people offline, so I’m taking this opportunity to cast my net a little wider. If you’re not meeting enough people maybe you should too. Since this post will be before the eyes of the most interesting and best looking geeks on the planet, I’m going to make it work for me.

(By the way: Happy 15th Birthday EFF! Keep on doing that thing you do!!!!!)

Crucial to making online dating safe and fun is the ability to remain anonymous. The reasons are probably obvious to you, but I’ll list a few for our government’s edification: nobody likes a stalker, people with poor social skills sometimes can’t hear “No”, it’s natural to have secrets and not necessarily the sign of terrorist activity. Please feel free to use a dummy email address to enter this contest. There are many ways to get an email address that will thwart spammers, stalkers and their ilk; I prefer MyWay.com.

To enter simply address an email to “winadate(at)dragonize.com” and attach a mugshot with your filled out Dr. AgoniZe®’s Singles Psyche Syncer™. The most creative entry wins a date with me, Dr. AgoniZe®!*

Only female entrants will be considered seriously for the Grand Prize. Males may enter to compete for a consolation prize yet to be determined.

The deadline to enter is 05:36:28 PM (CST) on August 19, 2005.

*Dragonize Metamedia is physically located on the North Side of Chicago, IL, USA. We cannot be held responsible for travel expenses incurred to pick you up. Winners arriving via air must fly into–and leave from–either O’Hare International Airport or Midway Quasi-International Airport. Ground transportation to and from either airport will be furnished (for full fare) by the Chicago Transit Authority. The Grand Prize includes dinner, drinks and a stage performance, movie showing, or music concert of Dr. AgoniZe’s choosing. Enter the contest early and often. No purchase necesary to win. Void where prohibited. Rules subject to change.

-------------------------------------------

Dr. AgoniZe®'s Singles Psyche Syncer™

-------------------------------------------

Directions:  Highlight this text from
"-start-" to "-end-", then copy and paste
into a new email.  Describe yourself with as
much detail as you like.  Please try to
answer as many questions as you can.  Email
your answers to:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
winadate(at)dragonize.com
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

...and don't forget to replace "(at)" with
the "at" symbol!

The deadline to enter is 05:36:28 PM (CST)
on August 19, 2005.

-start-

A.  PHYSICALLY SPEAKING
===========================================

What is your...

01).  ...Geographical Location?:

02).  ...Age?:

03).  ...Height?:

04).  ...Weight?:

05).  ...Eye Color?:

06).  ...Hair Color?:

07).  ...Hair Style?:

08).  ...Ethnicity/Nationality?:

09).  ...Bellybutton; Innie or Outtie?:

10).  ...Body Art and/or Piercing Status?:

11).  ...Nipple Shape & Size?:

12).  ...Favorite Feature?:

13).  ...Least Favorite Feature?:

14).  Are you a "fountain of blood in the
shape of a girl"?:

15).  Did you like how I snuck in the nipple
question?:

B.  MENTALLY SPEAKING
===========================================

What is/are your...

01).  ...Relationship Status?:

02).  ...Political Leaning?:

03).  ...Religious Affiliation and/or
Spiritual Philosophy?:

04).  ...Occupation?:

05).  ...Level of Education:

06).  ...Hobbies:

07).  ...Five (5) Top Books:

08).  ...Five (5) Top Movies:

09).  ...Five (5) Top Albums or Songs:

10).  ...Five (5) Top Travel Destinations:

11).  Do you know any foreign tongues?:

C.  VICES and VIRTUES
===========================================

01).  How often do you smoke tabacco?

02).  What's your favorite form of tabacco?

03).  How often do you drink alcohol?

04).  What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

05).  How often do you smoke cannabis?

06).  Do you do drugs harder than cannabis?

07).  If so, which one(s) and how often?

08).  Are you comfortable being silent with
another person?

09).  How often do you please yourself?

10).  Lights on or out?

11).  Do you like using toys?

12).  ...spanking and/or bondage?

D.  FILL IN THE BLANKS
===========================================

01).  My ideal mate has the brain of ______
and the body of ______.

02).  "I think ______ is sexy, but ______
blows my mind."

03).  If you *had* to choose who would you
marry, kill or screw?

"I would __________ Brad Pitt,
__________ Tom Cruise, and
__________ Kevin Spacey."

E.  ESSAY QUESTIONS
===========================================

01).  What four (4) people, living or dead,
would you invite to a private dinner
party?

02).  What famous person do you think would
be a good lay?

03).  What famous person do you resemble most?

04).  What's your ideal meal?

05).  What's your ideal car?

06).  How do you stay fit?

07).  How much do you enjoy watching or
attending sporting events?

08).  Have you ever seen "Blade Runner"?
If so, what did you think of it?

09).  How do you feel about the word
"cunt"?

10).  Can you "geek-out"?  If so, how?

11).  How do you feel about sarcasm?

12).  Are you "high maintainance"?

13).  Do you go out on the weekends in a large
group for "Girls Night Out"?

14).  For extra credit, make up your own
question and answer it.

F.  MUGSHOT
===========================================
Attach an image of yourself to the email.
The image must show your face with no
obstructions.  No masks, disguises or face
paint, no sunglasses or wigs.  Hats are
OK.  The file should be a JPG or PNG-24 of
216 KB or less.

-end-


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